I'm an English and Media Studies teacher. I had the choice of two paths - the other being pop star / general cultural icon. I chose the safe option of being a teacher so consequently, between swigs of my hip flask in the staffroom in my free time, I am reduced to criticising other pop stars for stealing all of my visionary ideas.
Oh, and I derive a certain orgasmic pleasure from correcting grammatical errors on posters, billboards and street furniture. I will not drink at a "Yates's" bar because the glaring grammatical error combined with the material of the sign not being conducive to correction by red pen sends me into an uncontrollable paroxysm of rage. Also, they are generally shit
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