I was working as a club promoter in Brighton.
Then I decided it would be a good idea to work as a local news reporter in Crawley.
Then i got bored and then went traveling around the world as a professional bum.
Then I was a yuppie working in communications in central London and living in commutersville.
Now I'm a family man living in Oxford and working for the establishment.
Well, they say variety's the spice of life.....