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Memphis, Tennessee
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If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
"I do my best thinking on the bus, thats how come I don't drive, see? I don't wanna know how to drive, I don't wanna learn, see. The more you drive, the less intelligent you are."
-Repo Man-