Law of queue: If you change
queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the
one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you
dial a wrong number, you never
get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After
your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to
itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the
boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the
next morning you will have a flat
tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body
is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The
probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are
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