Twenty things people say (ask). Twenty answers I would give them.
*from my yearbook write-up
1. People say he is fat. He says, Thank God!
2. People say he has a nice voice. He says something inaudible and
smiles.
3. People say he talks a lot. He says, Better that than be mute.
4. People say he is a good leader. He asks, Really?
5. People say he doesnt give a sh*t. He asks, Why bother?
6. People say he wants to be a chef. He asks, Then why did I take
up Broad Comm?
7. People say he loves kids. He says, I want one, too!
8. People say he is good with words. He says, But Im bad with
numbers.
9. People