Elaine Zhang is a nocturnal creature. When in doubt, however, about her classes, major, career or other somewhat important life decisions, she chooses to go to bed. She is often caught lip-syncing to a random Rocky Horror tune, having sour Skittle cravings, and smirking to herself for absolutely no reason at all. Elaine Zhang and Alfred Hitchcock are basically the same person, except she does not treat her actors like cattle (she’s usually in love with all of them).
Elaine Zhang is always the tallest Asian female in the room. That’s the only way you could ever find her.
Elaine Zhang is a nocturnal creature. When in doubt, however, about her classes, major, career or other somewhat important life decisions, she chooses to go to bed. She is often caught lip-syncing to a random Rocky Horror tune, having sour Skittle cravings, and smirking to herself for absolutely no reason at all. Elaine Zhang and Alfred Hitchcock are basically the same person, except she does not treat her actors like cattle (she’s usually in love with all of them).
Elaine Zhang is always the tallest Asian female in the room. That’s the only way you could ever find her.
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