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London, United Kingdom

President

You say childhood, I say Harry Potter. You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.” You say Hitler, I say Voldemort. You say school, I say Hogwarts. You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra!” You say, “Long live the queen.” I say, “Long live J.K. Rowling.” You say bitch, I say, “Butt Trumpet.” You say, “My dog ate my homework.” I say, “Those b loody Nargles stole my homework again!” You say hot, I say supermegafoxyawesomehot. You say epic, I say Harry Potter. You say, “I’m telling!” I say, “Wait until my father hears about this.” You say coke, I say butterbeer. You say Kristen Stewart, I say Em