Hi. I see you there. Looking at my facebook thing. What are you even doing? Why are you looking at it? What are you, some kind of weirdo that looks at people's facebooks!? Man, I thought I knew you. I didn't think you were that sort of person. Guess you proved me wrong. I don't know what I'll do with myself. I feel like my whole life is a lie. How could you do this to me? You've torn apart the supporting structures of my life! This isn't something I can just walk away from. I just... I can't. I can't go on like this. I'm going to go jump on a trampoline now. All thanks to you. Jerk.
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