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Lititz, Pennsylvania

Underneath all the greasepaint and glitter, I am a mechanically challenged person with number dyslexia. I also happen to be a wife, mother of one, and full-time marketing director, who owes her life, or at least the continued use of her knees, to Curves fitness salons. I aspire to domestic goddesshood but am forever falling short because of concave cheese soufflés. My husband Bill, aka "Dangerman," is constantly admonishing me to be careful and not to do anything stupid such as stepping off recovery boards at Curves and breaking something. Probably because I have a history of falling off sidewalks. In the pet department, I have an indoor cat Frodo, the feline equivalent of Scylla, the