Garr me be a pirate!
The humblest and romanticalest type.
I spend m'days in the clearest blue seas plundering secret booty and frequently I must outwit and outgun the toughest cutthroats with me scallywags! Naysay I be drinking rum when I have me landlegs!
Avast! The rest me spare times aspent strumming tunze that be pleasin' to the passing mermaids, albeit they be deadly creatures to tangle with! Otherwise I make me a good hammock and dream of tropical islands with flowery she-natives, or new ways to plunder buried treasure!
Perhaps ye be lucky enough a landlubber to meet such a suave swashbuckler as me?
You can bet yer petticoats' silver buckles that I bathe me vessel, freshen up m'galley
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