It is hereby notified that all those persons, natural or juridical, who have, or may, at any point of time in the future whatsoever, open(ed) this link shall be deemed to have knowledge of the fact that the undersigned is a straight-forward(!!), unassuming, fun-loving guy-3-doors-after-next. Conclusive and unrebuttable proof of the said visit shall be a wall-post.
Further, and notwithstanding anything said above, in the event of any friend, whether potential, existing, or yeah-right!, writing any glowing eulogistic post about the said undersigned, the latter hereby solemnly undertakes to repay the said act of kindness, ignorance and falsity with a return post that shall be equally, or upto