"You must meet the women of Wells College…to the casual observer, please be advised that the only thing casual about [them] is their flipflops. Hot only begins to describe them. Sexy only scratches the surface. More to the point, these women can probably out write you, out argue you, stay awake longer than you while cranking out better work than you, kick your ass at darts and sing louder, dirtier songs than you can think of, all the while drinking you under the table before stealing your girlfriend while your mom looks on with great interest. Check ‘em out."