I'm not a princess...I don't need saving. I'm a freaking queen...I got this shit handled.
* I got a tattoo because my husband told me not to.
* I once drank too many chocolate martinis and got so sick; I couldn鈥檛 eat chocolate or drink vodka for a year.
* I watch mindless TV shows and laugh at stupid people 鈥� I can mimic Judge Judy, Judge Marilyn Milian, and Maury Povich.
* I think the word 鈥渕idget鈥� is funny. If you want to make me laugh just say it. I am LMAO as I type this鈥ove that word! My dad does too...hereditatary?
* My husband thinks one of my kids isn鈥檛 his, but I know the night I conceived and the only other thing I did that day was take my mom to see Wicke
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