'Hat's all folks!
Whilst parading across the Serengheti, taming antelopes and shrews with a 12 step programme, I reinvented the wheel and opened a donkey sanctuary (with provision for optional Llamas). I also redesigned Concorde, directed an oscar wining film and inspired a new range of Dulux paint with a piece of bark, length of string and plastic squeaky red jelly baby.
Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
In all seriousness with jest aside....
Basically I am a mundane slave for the money [spare a penny gubbnor?!?] missing many friends including one with a frankly quite worrying Barry White fetish. Donations to this alarming cause a welcome at the following...
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