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Pick Up Line Comebacks


10. I know how to please a woman.
...then please leave me alone.


9. You look like a dream.
...go back to sleep.


8. What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
...what's it like being the biggest liar in the world?


7. I can tell that you want me.
...yes, I want you to leave.


6. I'd go through anything for you.
...let's start with your bank account.


5. May I have the last dance?
...you've just had it.


4. Your place or mine?
...both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.


3. Your body is like a temple.
...sorry, there are no services today.


2. Is this seat empty?
...yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


1. Haven't I seen you someplace before?
...yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore

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  • 1. Pick Up Line Comebacks 10. I know how to please a woman. ...then please leave me alone. 9. You look like a dream. ...go back to sleep. 8. What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? ...what's it like being the biggest liar in the world? 7. I can tell that you want me. ...yes, I want you to leave. 6. I'd go through anything for you. ...let's start with your bank account. 5. May I have the last dance? ...you've just had it. 4. Your place or mine? ...both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine. 3. Your body is like a temple. ...sorry, there are no services today. 2. Is this seat empty? ...yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. 1. Haven't I seen you someplace before? ...yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore