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Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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Bill Carroll Morning Show Producer
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My parents were in the iron & steel business. My mother ironed, and my father stole. I talk to myself a lot, but that's because I'm the only one who understands what I'm saying. I enjoy running with scissors and shouting theatre in a crowded fire. I can safely say I'm smarter than the average bear. People however are a different matter. I'm a firm believer that Jesus died for my sins, and having said that, if I don't sin a whole lot, his death was in vain, and that would only piss off god when I get to heaven, so I'm trying to milk as much out of the whole death thing as possible. A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says," wel