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Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
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I love beer.
No I am not drunk.
No I am not a bogan hick, but you are and so's your face.
I don't believe in Gosh or Heck.
Vitamin is my anthem.
I am a paradox.
I enjoy sarcasm, irony, ambiguity, not making sense and lame comebacks.
I appreciate the beauty of a good fathead.
If you don't understand this, you never will, so you should just stop trying.
I probably won't like you if you aren't me.
The world is a scary place now that you've opened up the demon in me.