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Organization / Workplace
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Occupation
International Recruiter / President
About
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Brooklyn refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous blues trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, I can cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty-two minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Canada. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basi
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