- Im 104 years old, but i use botox to look young
- Im not prejudice, i hate everyone equally
- I can stand without the use of hands
- I eat three headed chihuahua's for lunch.
- I shoot lightning bolts from my ass every Christmas, meterologists call it a natural phenomena.
Okay so im a Chinese guy who fell in a puddle of mud when i somersaulted my way outta my mother's stomach during the Winter X-Games in Sushi King, which explains the tan, don't ask me...the hair came with the package. I'm 104 years old, but i look young because i eat my vitamins and say my prayers, botox helped too. Im from Burkina Faso, yes the most dominant and powerful country in the world after Suriname and Dji
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