"Everyone in life is gonna hurt you, you just have to figure out which people are worth the pain."
"My best dreams and worst nightmares have the same people in them."
"Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
"No matter how beautiful,
how smart, or how cute she is...
somebody somewhere, is sick of her sh*t!"
"All men die, not all men really live."