I'M OLD MONEY. FUCK THE PARVENUS AND NOUVEAU RICHE.
Lindsey Lohan was recently spotted grinding cubic zirconias to rail along with her cocaine. White trash.
I found a mink turban in my grandmother鈥檚 basement and, after having it fumigated, have adorned it with marquise-cut blood diamonds. VERY chouette.
A short time ago, I noticed how my cat draped itself so luxuriantly over my mantelpiece. So I killed it and had it stuffed to make it a permanent ornament. The 鈥榙ermist did quite a good job by TODAY鈥橲 standards, but I can鈥檛 help but think the oval-cut deep aquamarine diamonds thrust into her eye sockets fail to possess the same dull gleam of Antomia鈥檚 original baby-blues.
Damien
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