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Maidstone, Kent

English Teacher

(¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`☆ I'm a toad. I like to laugh (and take the piss). A lot. I like organising the contents of my pencil case, switching on my fairy lights when our living room is awash with darkness, anything kitsch, the words 'derriere' and 'cohort,' smelling my hands after I've touched raw onion, the sound of cake batter being dribbled into cupcake cases, the feel of putting on brand new socks, writing with a thick nibbed biro, Boland cheese, anything rainbow coloured, eating cloves of garlic, that feeling of relief when you wake up and realise it's Saturday, watching Mark pull some dangerous shapes and