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Brooklyn, New York

Digital Strategist

I think we use the word "cool" too often. Here is a list of words that I think could replace "cool" and an sentence in which it is used. Note how, like cool, these words could describe produce. -fresh, as in Wow, check out those embarrassingly large ears on that infant. That's fresh. -crisp, as in Wouldn't it be crisp if we could score a fat kilo of Nicaraguan happy powder?!? -raw, as in Dude, I ate this fluorescent Mexican bean dip that humorously colors one's bowel movements. My shit is raw! -cubed, as in This apple is cubed. Things you don't see in t.v. commercials: -Interracial couples -Gay couples -Fat people eating McDonalds -Midgets that aren't hilarious Wh