what do you want to know? i'm a mom...a wife...i'm funny. i'm opinionated. i'm smart - sometimes. i'm a good cook, but i'm a terrible housewife. i hate laundry, but i like a clean toilet. i am addicted to caffeine. i've quit smoking at least 9 times. i can't balance a checkbook, but i can edit a 10-page paper in 30 minutes. i can change my own oil, but i'm glad i don't have to. i love to shop. i love shoes. i could stand to lose ten pounds. i love animals. i love my kids and my husband (most of the time). i like to travel, but i am happiest when i am at home. i'm not perfect...not even close, in fact. ask me if you wanna know anything else. i'll probably tell you the truth.