A NAUGTY LITTLE POEM??
I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times.
And said it can be sore."
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in".
"It's coming n
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