I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge.
I'm an 80s kid. My 3 formative months in the 80s were mostly spent wearing pastel suits, listening to A-Ha, and utilising nappies. The rest of my childhood was spent grudgingly in the 90s, watching Brum, Pingu, and Thomas The Tank Engine.
These days, I spend most of my time complaining about everything I possibly can, while breaking up my staid existence with irregular naps, digestives, and pizza.
As a child, I always wanted to be an astronaut, but sadly that never came to fruition. I now design things from my pod on the International Space Station in sadness, because they won't let me outside.
I'm a web designer, but I try to maintain my dista