I am the king of 2-wheeled tyre punctures - I've had more punctures in the last 2000km of riding than most people will have in their entire lives. I've had THREE flats in under 3 km. I should have shares in Michelin. In fact I've had a puncture on a brand new high quality bike with less than 1000m ridden on it. The day prior to this my other bike had 3 flats on the same short ride.
My metabolism defies the laws of physics: if you could harness it's efficiency, you could run the country on a grain of rice: forever!
I do stuff ... regularly ... in fact most of the time it's fair to say that I'm doing stuff.
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