Jon wears silk pajamas, habitually stays up far too late, jigs duice, makes believe he is five years old but as dumb as he is now, lives in a house with sliding doors, has epiphanies where he realizes that he used to have epiphanies, believes people are hopelessly naive when talking about human nature, can contort his body into the shape any kind of bridge Loammi Baldwin Jr could think of, is known at once as Dr. Tent, Roderick HCE Cool, Bad Ass Jon Snowdon, has ten fingers and toes (no rotting), and enjoys his turbines naked....