Now officially the fattest winger/centre combination in the world, enjoys being a sarkie twat and making crass, vulgar or extreamly inappropriate comment. Partial to booze, cheese and fried meat, I am easy going and accomodating, unless you are ginger, have a lisp, feakishly long toes, wonky boobs, facial hair (ladies), an accent outside of the Borough of Richmond, or are Welsh.
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