BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Got Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-WAA-WAAA. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Gripin'... If you like this, good. If you don't, suck it up cupcake! Life doesn't revolve around you
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