With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured,educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
鈥淕ood grief, look how smart I am!鈥滿ust be where 鈥淪mart Ass鈥� came from!
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