There is something you don't know about me; no one does. It happened after a 3-day bender of meth and Chef Boyardee. As I stumbled into the thick forest behind my house, I tripped on a rock and was sent into 50-foot free fall. I must have been out for several hours. When I woke up, something felt different.
And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
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