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Although Alfred North Whitehead said, "The chief error in philosophy is overstatement"... I'm a quirky, neurotic, yet cheerful, tongue-in-cheek wannabe philosopher who laughs like there's no tomorrow, because frankly I highly doubt the manifold possibilities of tomorrow-- merely on the epistemological basis that inductive reasoning is a vast right-wing conspiracy... I enjoy laughing in the face of catastrophe, satirizing everyday existence and engaging in clever banter. I have a habit for hyper-active consciousness, untimely meditations and untimely time management. I think that intellectual humility and emotional honesty are uber-attractive qualities. You must know also that I have a feti