"Trump said recently he has a great relationship with the Blacks, though unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken!" -Seth Myers, DC Correspondents Dinner
"Mr. President if you hair gets any whiter, the tea party is going to endorse it." -Seth Myers
"Stop using my tax money to take care of me..." Seth Myers in relation to the Ryan Bill
That was the first moose ever murdered for political gain.
"We are lucky to have someone with his [Obama] intellect, his energy and his heart." -ASU President at Together we Strive: Tuscon and America
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