All time low
- 1. All time low Made for romanticalum by whataboutamonaflowers
- 2. This is all time low They’re from baltimore They do it for baltimore Everything All of the things For baltimore Wow fringe So much attractiveness I cant handle it
- 3. They’ve had some hella weird photoshoots Sometimes they don’t wear pants Dem faces
- 4. Dis is Alex Gaskarth He does vocals and guitar He was born in england He likes his america pants a lot He has 3 tattoos Eyebrow game strong He makes stupid jokes and is sometimes a prick but we love him anyway Long time girlfriend, Lisa; they cute They look like this except you know on his body
- 5. Le Jack Barakat (pronounced bear-a-cat) He was born in lebanon He’s a really lame guitar player Even his own band makes jokes about it Makes more dick jokes than anyone ever so get used to it Collabed with Glamour Kills to make the JAGK clothing line Wears boner shirts a lot He has skunk hair now Often found v drunk but jamming Pretty sure they said ‘it’s longer now’ for the extended edition just so jack could make a dick joke
- 6. Behold, Zack Merrick He plays bass which is rad He’s a sweetie Fans tend to ignore him but I’ve heard he actually gives really great advice and hugs and wow Nifty chest tattoos he likes photography Damn, such muscle He had a curly fro once; no one likes to talk about that and likes to skateboard
- 7. El Rian Dawson His teeth are so perfect I cant comprehend it He’s the boom boom bang bang crash in the band Dresses up more than the other boys (and looks damn fine while doing so) Once upon a time he had shaggy hair Likes nike shoes a lot a lot a lot Long time gf Cassadee Pope who SIDENOTE was in a band called Hey Monday but now she sings country music
- 8. jalex They’re shipped so hard, they even ship themselves Do not even tell us it’s just stage gay “Jalex is like a unicorn; you;’ll never see it, but you know it exists.” - alex To whoever made this fan art: damn, good job – this is majestic If you read any fanfic, prepare for awkwardly written smut They make a boatload of dumb jokes together all the time and its grand Aw cuddles Particularly on their podcast Speaking of which… Once alex changed the lyrics in a performance to say “to keep jack sucking dick” and it was great
- 9. Full frontal Jack and alex’s podcast radioshow thing It’s through idobi radio They’ve had 3 seasons so far They’ve featured special guests like Mark Hoppus, Vic Fuentes, Tonight Alive etc. Rian is their sound engineer It’s hella quotable They tell about weird news, fun facts, call listeners, make innuendos and sex jokes and sometimes play music And absolutely hilarious
- 10. The bra thing People always throw bras on stage, usually at jack He collects them on his mic stand Sometimes they talk about them Sometimes messages are written on them Other times girls just take off the ones they’re wearing It makes parents uncomfortable but that doesn’t stop anyone
- 11. The leg thing One of the many attractive things alex does to ruin livesSo he stands really wide and bends his legs and I dunno how to explain it its crazy Pretty sure his legs are longer than my whole self And they’re way prettier than most women’s and men’s legs It’ll randomly show up on your dash and give you a heart attack Sometimes it happens in mini forms But the full blown thing is what really hurts Ow I cant breathe
- 12. NOW YOU KNOW ABOUT ALL TIME LOW CONGRATZZZ!!!1!! Wow such knowledge So many things Yay bands Go listen to their music now Whee fun times Party hard