狠狠撸

San Diego, California

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i delight in the surreal and silly. i can't see a movie without popcorn, can't face a morning without coffee, and can't carry a tune in a bucket, but don't mind trying. i probably know more elephant jokes than anyone else on the planet, i don't like to capitalize things, am a mild insomniac, have crippling stage fright, and have a terrible memory for useful information (my mind is full of princess bride trivia, and elephant jokes). i have many strange and useless talents, ranging from gymnastics on horseback to knowing how to trephinate a human skull with nothing but a rusty spoon and a bottle of whiskey. just beginning to learn bass guitar, still cant play much of anything, i read entirely