- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
- I would rather try and carry 10 overloaded plastic bags in each hand than to take 2 trips to bring in my shopping bags.
- Sometimes i'll look down at my watch or phone 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
- I despise the struggles of trying to neatly fold a fitted sheet..impossible!"
- I'll hear a suspicious noise when i'm alone in the house and immediately grab the nearest thing and go into ninja mode"
- Sometimes i'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it.
- Sometimes I wonder ho