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Organization / Workplace
Makati
Occupation
Full Time
About
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare.
My life's a constant battle between my love for food and not wanting to be fat.
"It's like a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that forever."
-Squidward Tentacles
Reasons why I am single:
- Men are scared away by my dashing good looks.
- I prefer casual hook ups.
- I am a little bit strange.
- Philophobic.
- I find myself repeatedly stranded in the friend zone.
- I spend a lot of time on the internet.
- They see me rollin, they hatin.
- I spent most of my time with my nose in a book and thus did I not learn how to talk to real people.
- I found out I was a wizard when I was eleven.
- My interests include food and sleep.
- I fell in