Kult Studs are the planet's largest and most potent sexual predators. If it fucks, we'll fuck it and we'll fuck it TWICE; after that get the fuck out and get your own fucks, fuckers.
The band is so large that no two people in it have ever fucked although the ultimate aim is to get everybody in the band to fuck every other member of the band before every person in the world has been invited to play bass for us (which is likely as it's the favourite chat-up line of our founder Michael K as in 'Hey wanna play bass for my band?' leading to 'Now playing bass is very like fucking...' and so on until fuck is getting the fuck fucked out of it)
And this from the person who's supposed to actually be
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