Ingredients:
Half a cup of Garfield
Half cup Odie
3 gallons of lies
5 quarter spoon sugar
A selection of spliced cheese
Oodles of procrastination
Method:
Mix all ingredients in a barrel
Stir for 25 years
Put in an oven for 78 hours
Cool down
Sprinkle tiny amounts of sports to taste
Serve cold
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