-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
-The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
-Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.(For you Jenifer)
-Loyalty takes years to build up , but only seconds to destroy.
- I am not a vegetarian because I l