With pressure mounting on the honourable Luke Bryan to enter the world of social networking, something had to give. Enter a digital masterpiece!
I know you have all been longing for this, and it is today, the 5th of July 2010, that I will grant you your wish. I have arrived on Facebook!
So where have I been? Unlike the youths of today, I’ve been spending my time in the physical world, however it has grown cold with many humans opting to socialise digitally. It seems people prefer online alternatives these days; gigabytes instead of gigs, bytes instead of bites to eat, and of course pornography instead of physical contact. Indeed there are benefits to be had online for the lonely.