HOBBIES: collecting teeth from a
live tiger, catching bullets with bare
hands, assassination, Jogging up &
down mount Everest, swimming in
river Niger. And collecting rock
particles from the moon
MY RECORD: fought with an
elephant and broke its
neck...skinned a
crocodile...alive!...played russian
ROULETTE with fully loadedclip &
survived...killed Superman, held my
breathe under water for 2months,
3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, Sadam
Hussein, Gadafi, Idi Amin, Abacha
( d list is too long!)
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT : surfed on
hot lava while the volcano was still
erupting, Out ran a cheetah, fluent
in 10,598 languages, 1st guy to land
on the sun, FIRST MAN TO STOP HIS