I am a belletrist at large.
I always say "I love you" when I mean "Turn out the light," and I say "Let's run away," when I just mean "Stay the night."
Anyone whose "favorite book" is "Is the movie out yet? LOLZ!!!" can fuck off and die.
Seriously.
I'll wait.
The rest of you are all right with me.
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