Happy Birthday 2 Steve From Mary
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This document is a humorous presentation for Steve Rayme's 50th birthday that discusses his life and personality in an exaggerated and speculative way. It mentions that Steve may or may not have done various things when younger such as throw spiders, want to be a baseball pitcher, go through a purple phase, work at a shoe store, manage Chippendales, move frequently, have a porn star mustache, dress like MC Hammer, be a Republican, have a man crush on Richard Nixon, be secretly sensitive, write poetry, come to the author's rescue in 2006, love betting on celebrity deaths, love taking photos, love reading, love Philly and Kenny G. music. It concludes by wishing Steve a happy 50th birthday
Happy Birthday 2 Steve From Mary
- 1. Many of you may 温壊一
- 2. Has Steve Rayme always been the upstanding individual he is today ?
- 3. Now because my brother works in a law firm, I must proceed with caution.
- 4. There may or may not be random photos inserted into this presentation.
- 5. Steve may or may not have thrown spiders on me when we were little. Just once.
- 6. He may or may not have wanted to be a pitcher in the Major Leagues of baseball.
- 7. Possibly a drawing of Steve watching tv on the beanbag chair, circa 1982
- 8. I can say for sure that Steve went through a long period in his youth when everything had to be purple. I mean everything.
- 9. Steve may or may not be a cat person. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
- 10. Steve may or may not have worked at a shoe store in the Harford Mall in the 1980s.
- 11. Steve may or may not have been the manager for The Chippendales.
- 12. Not the cute Disney chipmunks, the oily, ripped strippers.
- 13. Steve may or may not have moved more than any person I know.
- 14. It is possible that Steve Rayme used to have a 70s porn star mustache.
- 15. It is possible that Steve used to dress like M.C. Hammer
- 16. It is possible that Steve Rayme used to be
- 17. a Republican. Yes, I said Republican.
- 18. Back in the 70s, Steve may or may not have had a big ole man crush on Richard Nixon.
- 19. Steve may or may not be (secretly) a very sensitive and caring person.
- 20. Steve may or may not write poetry. (It may also be quite good.)
- 21. When I was a kid, my big brother always helped me out.
- 22. In 2006, Steve came to my rescue and helped me out of a perilous pit.
- 23. While Steve and I are very different as siblings, we are also very similar.
- 24. We share a morbid love of betting on celebrities who may die during the year.
- 25. We both love to take photos of everything, family and friends especially.
- 26. We both love to read.
- 27. We both love Philly. (Hello, I lived there first, copycat!)
- 28. We both love our friends and family, especially Jeanette, Eli, and Layla.
- 29. We both secretly love the music of Kenny G. and Michael Bolton.
- 30. OK, not really.
- 31. Happy 50th Birthday to you, hon
- 32. With much love (from your much younger sister), Mary