I hate elephants.
hi, my name is Chris, and i believe in unicorns.
i'm not sure what the point of me having a facebook account is, but i have it and it's all mine.
if you want to let me know how much you love me, please tell me. it'll only make me stronger in fighting the forces of evil. if you hate me, tell me so that i can hate you back.
My life consists of mostly painful and traumatising events drawn together by my telling people about these events in a dramatically humorous way.
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