I'm fucking awesome.
And Goths rule. Specifically when they're in denial.
Ousted dictator for a small banana republic just north of Congo. I tried to start a ginger revolution but as you can imagine the locals weren't too happy about it!!!
Having failed at that (as well as trying to start a war with France) I was a world class DJ but it didn't pay the bills, so I now live in Maidenhead.
I'm here for a long time, not a good time ... er, that's not right is it??
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