Born in Virginia on April 22. Grew up in Mayfield with Ward and June Cleaver. Lost my religion inn Catholic HS. Took the 6 and a half year magical mystery tour at the Universidad de Shampoo Banana, where I majored in Social Life and Hotel-Motel Mismanagement. Got a BS degree, and know how to use it. Grew up, sort of; got married and had wonderful kids. And am finally developing the courage to live life authentically and truthfully