I'm a 44 year old coulrophobic homosapiosexual (worth a lot of points in Scrabble that).
Thankfully I'm not yet at the stage that I think beige is a nice colour, the British Home Stores sale is a must go to event or I have a desperate need for one of those large furry slippers you put both feet in, that they advertise in the Sunday newspaper supplements, however reasonable the P&P charges.
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