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Bethpage, New York
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(Insert sarcastic explanation for why I'm not answering this question in a straightforward fashion here)
But really, I can't tell you about me. I can tell you what I shoot for. I can tell you what I'd like to believe about myself. However, you should form your own conclusions (and I know the first one is probably "pretentious." Yes, I'm ok with that)